An Irishman, a Priest, and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender turns around and says…. “Is this some kind of a joke?”
A nun has the unusual trait of walking around in the nude whenever she is alone in her little apartment at the convent.
One day there is a knock at the door and the nun, who is completely naked, shouts out… “Who is it?”
A voice comes back, “It’s the blind man from the village”.
The nun thinks, ‘well no need to panic then, he can’t see anything anyway’. So she goes and opens the door.
The man waltzes into the room and as he passes the nun he says… “Oooh, nice breasts. Now, where would you like your blinds?”