September 17, 2008
What do expired cake mix and seniors have in common? They both have a hard time rising!
They say kids have selective hearing, but seniors do too - we just turn our hearing aids off.
What did one senior mountain climber say to the other? We're finally over the hill!
Getting older is a real picnic - just one where everything is aged to perfection.
You know you're a senior when finding your glasses becomes an all-day task.
I decided I wasn't going to let getting older slow me down. But my body had there plans.
In my days there was no Uber Eats. If you were hungry, U-ber packing your lunch!
When cars get old, they're classic. When cheese gets old, it's blue. What do they call people when they get old? Old people.
What musical genre do seniors with arthritis listen to? Pop.
You know you're getting older when everything you see at a vintage flea market is something you already own.
Do seniors ask a genie for three wishes? No - just one. Their youth!
Getting old is no joke. I'm on a very rigid nap schedule.
What do cast iron pans and seniors have in common? They're both well-seasoned.
Being a senior is a walk in the park - if it's an RV park and you're going 25mph max.
What do newborns and seniors have in common? They'll both nap anywhere.
We leave this world the same way we enter it: bald, confused, and wearing a diaper.
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