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I was at an Indian restaurant the other night and ordered the curried pelican. The meal was very nice but the bill was enormous!! A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended […]
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I would love to take credit for this brilliant piece of satire but it was actually written by British funnyman John Cleese — circa 2011. The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Libya and have therefore raised their security level
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My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that… 2:30am!!! Luckily for him I was still up practicing with my Bagpipes. The Department of Labor claimed a small soybean farmer was not paying proper wages to his help, and so
An Irishman, a Priest, and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender turns around and says…. “Is this some kind of a joke?” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A nun has the unusual trait of walking around in the nude whenever she is alone in her little apartment
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house… he got the outside. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two buddies are on a hunting trip together. They are walking through fields, up and down hills when one of them suddenly clasps at his chest
A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law?” He answered….”Call for backup.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Paddy and Mick are out fishing on the lake in a hire boat. They have been all over the lake
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 2 hours later and they’re still walking about with it. I thought to myself… they’ve lost the
Screw you, Google! I’m sick and tired of your strong-arm tactics to suck money out of us. Not only have you demonetised my YouTube channel and accused me of plagiarism as if I’m a common thief and scoundrel, but now you don’t want me sending
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance and Personal
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she wrote in her diary. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two hillbilly brothers called Davo and Jimbob operate a small business hiring out canoes for an hourly rate at a local lake. It’s Davo’s job to collect the money
There are countless videos on the internet showing you how to safely clean your computer monitor screens. They will tell you which types of materials to use and also which types of solutions are safe to use. That’s all fine and dandy but have you
Still the simplest way to fix a computer. Follow instructions carefully. And if all else fails: —
”No hay mal que por bien no venga” roughly translates to every cloud has a silver lining, words that may strike many as somewhat hollow during this COVID-19 pandemic. But, as with so many aspects of life, where there is a negative, a positive has
