A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law?”
He answered….”Call for backup.”
Paddy and Mick are out fishing on the lake in a hire boat. They have been all over the lake with no luck when they drop anchor at yet another spot and immediately start catching heaps of fish.
Paddy turns to Mick and says, “I wish we could mark this spot somehow, so we can find it again another day”.
Mick ponders this momentarily and then enthusiastically says, “I know Paddy. Why don’t we put a great big X in the bottom of the boat”.
Paddy gives his friend a frustrated look and says, “Mick, you are a freakin’ idiot. How do we know we will get the same boat next time!!”