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Joke Of The Week

My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she wrote in her diary.

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Two hillbilly brothers called Davo and Jimbob operate a small business hiring out canoes for an hourly rate at a local lake. It’s Davo’s job to collect the money while Jimbob keeps an eye on the boats and monitors the times.

It’s a fine sunny day and business is booming when Jimbob grabs a nearby megaphone and bellows, “Number 99… your time is up!!”

Davo looks over and says, “Jimbob, we’ve only got 80 boats”

Jimbob shoots Davo a look, puts the megaphone to his mouth again, and bellows, “Number 66… are you in trouble?”

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