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Men Are Different Than Women – A Revelation and Proof

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The Revelation

In a recent revelation, an epiphany you might say, it has struck me that women and men are different. “Hola!”, you shout. Please hear me out. I may be wrong, but my research has trended in this direction.

I’ve been around for a long time. In fact, I’m on the wrong side of sixty. Don’t let that scare you. It merely indicates that I know more than you. I am wiser than you. And I will, in the end, survive. Whether it be in good condition, I cannot say…

Here are some of the results of my tests and please, don’t let this dissuade you from being different. It’s OK.

Bedrooms

First, I discovered that men’s bedrooms differ from women’s bedrooms. This in itself was a revelation. For the life of me, I thought we were all alike. Apparently, my sixty+ years did not have the effect it should have had. Bummer 🙁

I have taken some photos, from thousands of homes, mind you, to demonstrate this point. I would like to make it clear that these pictures are all taken with the permission of The Chosen. I have no affiliation with, nor will I be remunerated by them in any way. This disclaimer was necessary to protect the innocent. Myself in particular.

Have a look – Bedrooms:

This is a picture of a female-oriented bedroom

neat-female-bedroom

This is a typical male-oriented bedroom

sloppy-bedroom

Now that you have seen these dramatic differences, I would like to point out another discrepancy. While women seem to be fastidious in the ways of the home, their focus on important things like the Windows Desktop, is sorely lacking.

Here goes…

Desktops

(and here’s where I’m sure to get into terrible trouble)

Men’s Desktops

men-desktop

A Woman’s Desktop

female-desktop

There you have it. Proof positive. Women and Men are truly different.

This is yet another dramatic article on DCT that will most probably change your lives forever. Take heart, the readers of this incisive post will be the only ones affected. It is not contagious.

For The Dubious

For those of you who may still be in doubt, I have further evidence at hand. Take a look at this!

half-brain image

Given that we must be politically correct, and that I do not want to sway anyone wth my superior 60-year-old experience, the above image has clearly been modified. On the other hand, to demonstrate that women only need to use half their brains, it has been displayed in its most basic form. This has been a well-documented fact for quite some time. Men use their entire brains with possible inferior results. (Did you notice how cleverly I covered my exit?)

Now I know for sure the brown stuff is going to hit the whirly thing.

Have fun,
Richard

8 thoughts on “Men Are Different Than Women – A Revelation and Proof”

  1. Because women’s brain hemispheres are MORE connected than men’s….
    …THAT explains WHY they change their Minds so often.
    They ARGUE with themselves….steadily.
    No wonder they like to ARGUE with Men !!!

    P.S. I am also OVER 60 years old….with MUCH such experience.

  2. When a man marries a woman, he doesn’t expect her to change and she does.

    When a woman marries a man, she does expect him to change and he doesn’t.

    Weird eh?

  3. A great article Richard. I can agree with the male/female differences in desktops from client experience.
    When a man marries a woman Jim, she does change, this is created by only one ingredient, wedding cake.

    Thanks Richard and Jim,

    Kind Regards,
    Jonno

    1. Hi JoninOz,

      This was just for fun. I’m sure you realize that, but it had to be said.

      Thank you for your kind comment and I wish you and yours the best this holiday season,
      Richard

  4. Actually, I’m on the BETTER side of 80 – which means I’ve made it at least that far!

  5. Good one Richard.
    Do a search on YouTube for ‘the nothing box’.
    When you see it, all will become clear.
    Cheers
    Marc

    1. Hi Marc,

      I just watched the “Nothing Box” video and it was entertaining. Thanks for the tip.

      I only have three Boxes– and one of those I use for sleeping.
      I like to keep things simple,
      Richard

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