Forza Horizon 5 Player Receives 8000 Year Ban


Banned Until 9999

Since I’m on a ban streak, you should know that a Forza Horizon 5 player has just received a game ban for 8000 years after applying the above livery depicting North Korean dictator Kim Yong-un next to the familiar KFC logo. He also added a hashtag, SendNukes, a Pirelli style logo encompassing the city Pyongyang and some other additions to the livery related to North Korea. Bad taste or simply a bit of fun? In my book, the latter, and from what I’ve read, the instigators of the ban are Turn 10 and Microsoft (no surprise there), not Playground Games, the actual developer of the game. It’s called parody, folks, but it seems that parody, satire, and humour are now things of the past, with 2021 shaping up to be the tip of the iceberg for what is to come in terms of who’s next to be offended?

Dissent Is So 1989


1989 was an important year. The Berlin Wall came down and university students protested in Tiananmen Square. Soon afterward, the Soviet Union dissolved and the world took on a completely different political shape. These all came about through dissent. People wanted change and in most cases, they got what they wished for. Maybe not Utopia, but change all the same. Unfortunately, some countries regarded and still do regard dissent as treason, resulting in a long prison sentence, disappearance, or a bullet in the head.

Today, in the virtual world, it’s a similar story. You don’t get sent to prison or receive a bullet for dissent, but you do disappear at the whim of an algorithm or a disgruntled corporation. This extraordinary ban of 8000 years is clearly a warning to other Forza Horizon players, that parody, satire, and humour in any flavour, will not be tolerated. Forza Horizon has always encouraged players to design liveries and races, many of which can be downloaded by other players. It’s all part of the game’s inclusive environment where caring is sharing and vice versa. However, this ban smacks of overreaction, poor judgment, and severe wokeness.

It’s not clear whether the player is banned from online play, single-player, or both. I’d really love to know this because the game is not cheap to buy at $60, so if he wants to play again he’ll probably have to fork out another $60 and then play as a different person. But hey, there are more than nine ways to skin a cat, and hiding behind a VPN nowadays is de rigueur, surely?

Woke? Just don’t get me started, okay?

6 thoughts on “Forza Horizon 5 Player Receives 8000 Year Ban”

  1. Interesting. Now how about a tute on setting up a vpn? Or have I missed it? Probably somewhere (?) but a NEW post would be just fine for those of us still considering after reading about this. Thanks.

  2. another way to change the minds of the opponents of “parody, satire, and humour in any flavour,” is for all account holders to download the offending livery and everyone to run such a car.
    They might think twice if they end up banning all their members.

    1. “They might think twice if they end up banning all their members.” Now that would be hilarious.

    2. A fine idea, Charlie, but unfortunately you can’t download liveries ‘outside’ the game so to speak.
      Anyway, I imagine the offending livery has now been vaporized.

  3. There was another dude who was banned for the same amount of time for having the word “Fart” on his non-standard livery, and another who was banned for making cartoon and anime liveries for girls that were not even remotely “adult only” in terms of appearance. Both first offenses are for them as well. Honestly, there are some obscure things going on with F5H livery right now. Personally, I hope it’s just a systemic error or something because it’s honestly ridiculous.

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