My young grandson was visiting for Christmas and, out of the blue, he asked me how old I was. I told him 75.
He was very quiet for a moment, and then he asked, “Did you start at one?”
Answering machine menu all Parents and Grandparents should use:
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 4 in order of “birth” so we know who it is.
If you need us to babysit the children, press 2
If you want to borrow the car, press 3
If you need toilet paper or groceries, press 4
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
If you want us to prepare a meal for you and have it delivered to your home, press 7
If you want to come to eat here, press 8
If you need money, press 9
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or make arrangements to take us to the theater,
start talking… we are all ears !!!
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8’D , 8’D , OMG I’m still laughing! That menu is so long they would have hung up after the second option anyway!
And in any case, I haven’t even heard from mine in over a month!
I guess they had a great xmas and I guess I will hear about it eventually.
But for now, it is all silence. So my menu is very short cos they know better than to ring and ask for stuff!
I offer, they don’t get to demand!