My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she wrote in her diary.
Two hillbilly brothers called Davo and Jimbob operate a small business hiring out canoes for an hourly rate at a local lake. It’s Davo’s job to collect the money while Jimbob keeps an eye on the boats and monitors the times.
It’s a fine sunny day and business is booming when Jimbob grabs a nearby megaphone and bellows, “Number 99… your time is up!!”
Davo looks over and says, “Jimbob, we’ve only got 80 boats”
Jimbob shoots Davo a look, puts the megaphone to his mouth again, and bellows, “Number 66… are you in trouble?”